Excerpted from my upcoming book, A Lonely Fools Masterpiece: I’d painted my wife into my life. Time to paint us a child. We still had seven long months ahead of...

leonajosephine: This is pretty much what I did all day. Just hung out with a monkey named Beaker on a remote tropical island. She attacked me while I was playing...

Excerpted from my upcoming book, A Lonely Fool's Masterpiece: "So, I’m telling you, if it doesn’t happen next time, I don’t think I can do this anymore,” my wife said....

One vial contains drops of my boiling blood. It all speaks to the steady erosion of our civilized society. And with its mutilated reference to publishing, it laments the degree...